An Affair to remember......
Today's Quote:
"Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane."
-Honore de Balzac
As my loyal readers know, I had an affair with Swedish Fish. I lusted after their innocent and nostalgic flavor like a junkie lusts after crack... ok, that may be a little over dramatic, but if you happened to run into me during my affair you would know that I was really hooked. HOWEVER, the joy Swedish Fish brought me was not without consequence... after my routine visit to the dentist it has been brought to my attention that I have CAVATIES!!!! My once virginal un-decayed teeth are no more... they are now branded with an Enamal colored "D". Will Pop-Ice forgive me? and take me back? doubtful... my indecression was overt and blatant. Who can I run to?
-me
"Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane."
-Honore de Balzac
As my loyal readers know, I had an affair with Swedish Fish. I lusted after their innocent and nostalgic flavor like a junkie lusts after crack... ok, that may be a little over dramatic, but if you happened to run into me during my affair you would know that I was really hooked. HOWEVER, the joy Swedish Fish brought me was not without consequence... after my routine visit to the dentist it has been brought to my attention that I have CAVATIES!!!! My once virginal un-decayed teeth are no more... they are now branded with an Enamal colored "D". Will Pop-Ice forgive me? and take me back? doubtful... my indecression was overt and blatant. Who can I run to?
-me
posted by -me @ Wednesday, February 15, 2006
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